Boris Johnson Toilet Brush & Bowl Set Bathroom Cleaning & Funny Housewarming Gag Party Gift

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At least one government cleaner, instructed to keep coming in to work during lockdown, contracted Covid and died. Moving back to London in 2004 produced an inevitable switch to British political leaders: I got hold of Neville Chamberlain, Harold Wilson and Roy Jenkins in quick succession.

All were toby jugs, a classic British form of caricature in clay, dating back to the late 18th century. Furious locals have hit out at a phone mast disguised as a tree – as it resembles a giant toilet brush. I opted for neither set of idiots, it really got to them in respect of not being able to label me, just like this forum. Candle and scroll inscribed ‘We will not forget you’, commemorating Syrian activist Ghiyath Matar, who was known for giving flowers to soldiers, and was killed by state security forces in 2011.Bin Laden was a gift from Alan Rusbridger, the then Guardian editor, in October 2002, just over a year after the 9/11 attacks. The free gift there was familiar from hotel lobbies and endlessly photographed after the revolution being trampled on by ordinary Libyans: a mass-produced carpet, featuring a portrait of a handsome young colonel.

I also have Rosie the Riveter, the symbol of American determination during the second world war, and a feminist icon.He did seem to want a medal for this, as though he had done well in the circumstances to keep it to just the 126 fines. From Alexander the Great to Nelson Mandela, these giants of history have left behind their wisdom and strength – and Boris Johnson is no different. Not long ago I had to wrestle one of them (it was Trump) from the jaws of a guest’s spaniel who assumed, quite reasonably, that it was for playing with. Martin Reynolds, Johnson’s principal private secretary, who had already been named, was offered as a fall guy if one was needed.

I actually have a fine Leon Trotsky bust, bought in New York, though I’m sure it can’t have been made in the USSR. I laid what can only be described as a 4 wheel drive bazooka poo in the bowl, turned to my right, grabbed my friendly BJ toilet brush and got to work.Now at 67, I realised that there is less than 5,000 days I can spend with my wife, the person who took care of everything while I was away building my career and trying to save the world.