The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life

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thus sharing is a two way process of giving and taking equally - if you cannot see that, you do not belong here) Andy Barnard’s T-shirt bore the words ‘Warning – Grumpy Old Para’. Several members are ex-servicemen. Several, including Tony Thompson, moved to Allonby from elsewhere in the country. Others have no one at home. Steve said: “I’m separated. This is a good way to get out and see people. I look forward to it. You go out of here with a big smile on your face.”

It’s a good idea to obey all the rules when you’re young just so you’ll have the strength to break them when you’re old.” Absent Friends ~ Absent Friends ~ Absent Friends ~ Absent Friends ~ Absent Friends ~ Absent Friends The club has several days out a year. “It has to be somewhere where there’s a pub,” pointed out George. They’re entertaining,” said Michael. “They discuss all sorts of weird subject matter. They try to be grumpy but they can’t seem to manage it. There’s too much humour. People who wouldn’t have seen each other very often, now they can catch up. It’s firmed up good friendships.”

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You know you’re getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.” I’ve got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you’re 71 years old. People just think I’m a silly old fool.” As you grow old, you lose interest in sex, your friends drift away, and your children often ignore you. I heard snippets of conversation between a few of the chaps, on topics including airport parking and health and safety. (The latter was not generally regarded as a good thing). Holy Christ, what da you know – I’m still around!’ It’s absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.”

They like being grumpy, but it seems you can take these things too far. Politics and religion are not encouraged as topics of conversation.

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.” I am getting to an age when I can enjoy the last sport left. It is called hunting for your spectacles.” For as actor Maurice Chevalier remarked, old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. ACCEPTING OLD AGE