The Best Ever Book of Pakistani Jokes

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More recently, direct mentions of Khan all but disappeared from mainstream media coverage in Pakistan after the country's Electronic Media Regulatory Authority issued a directive related to people involved in the protests. What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone. Funny jokes are a great way to start a conversation or clear up a challenging atmosphere. After all, people often remember those who always have funny quotes up their sleeves rather than those who don’t! To fit into a Pakistani or Urdu-speaking crowd, you have to accept that some effort is needed, and you will have to improve on finer details like executing jokes.

I’m sorry, Paki is short Pakistani, same as Scot is short for Scottish and Brit is short for British.” White comedians say to me, “Only you can make that joke”. That’s right. But even so, people are cautious. They don’t want to be seen to be laughing at someone based on their colour or religion. It’s the same in the green rooms at comedy gigs. As comedians, we often banter with each other, make jokes and laugh at one another – but I have never heard anyone making a joke at another comedian’s expense based on their race or religion, and I am certain that if they did, they would be called out on it.

The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river. What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base? How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone How long will we keep doing this, brothers? Spitting in each other’s shoes, pissing in each other’s Cokes?” When interrogated, they say, “There is no light in Pakistan sir, we were coming to watch the match!”

Our idea of beauty is being fair-skinned. Look at the matrimonial advertisements. Nobody it seems wants a bride who isn’t fair skinned. Hence the multi-million-dollar skin whitening industry. Not only do we see products for women, now there is a whole range for men as well. Here are some of the highest-rated Indian jokes and memes that you might find hilarious. These jokes cover a variety of topics and could boost your mood if you’re looking for some Indian humor. Take a look at our fun list of jokes and memes! As soon as he slipped then onto this feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in years-- raw s**... power. A robber walks into a bank and shouts, “Freeze! Gimme all the money!” A brave customer grabs at his mask and says, “Ha! I’ve seen your face now” so the robber shoots him dead.Bravely the husband went up and had a look-see a sniff, their worst fears were confirmed… pakis had moved in. Pakistani jokes are funny stories, witty comments or one-liners that originated from Pakistan. They might make fun of the different dialects, the unique food habits, or the everyday experiences that are specific to people living in Pakistan. But remember, jokes don’t always have to make fun of someone or something, they can simply be a light-hearted view of the world that makes everyone laugh.