Dirty Old Women: erotica by women of experience

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The comedy sketch show Harry Enfield and Chums featured a pair of characters officially named "The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies". Catchphrase: "Young man! At our age!", said in response to anything that can even vaguely be considered a Double Entendre. They are even shown ravishing the men on a few occasions - and working for a sex line. All played for laughs, naturally. Agnes Brown the titular Mrs. Brown of Mrs. Brown's Boys is one, and is played by series creator Brendan O'Carroll in drag; her best friend Winnie McGoogan is one as well, though she's played by O'Carroll's real life sister. In Supernatural, Gertrude Case spent her whole debut flirting with and groping Sam Winchester while the Winchester brothers were attempting to steal an artifact from the Pine Seas Maritime Museum. In JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders, Joseph accidentally peeps into a bathroom stall on a woman like this, who instantly becomes obsessed with him and tries to seduce him. Hilarity Ensues.

Gilbert and Sullivan, inspired by the dame figure of pantomime which is played by a man, frequently featured repulsive older women chasing after young male characters. The old woman in Voltaire's Candide fits this pretty well, somewhat more so in the musical than the novel. Lady Cassandra counts, considering she enjoys feeling herself when she possesses The Doctor and Rose.Mystique is a definitely not-Played for Laughs case as she frequently shows depraved sexual interest in characters far, far younger than herself such as X-23. In Worst X-Man Ever she forcefully kisses the protagonist Bailey who’s underage, making it a case of sexual assault upon a minor.

Although it is tempting to assume that the finding that childhood sexual abuse is not as damaging for boys as for girls confirms various widely held beliefs about gender—that boys are tougher and hornier than girls, that males enjoy sex in any form—the issue is more complicated. For one thing, when men seek out sex with underage girls, they are more likely than their female counterparts to have more than one victim and to utilize methods like coercion and threats to secure complicity and secrecy. Women who seek sex with underage boys are more likely to focus on one person and to proffer love and loyalty and a sense of a particular and profound bond. In many of these cases, the woman has floated the idea of marriage. Jason doesn’t feel raped. “I just, I don’t know, I feel weird. She was 30 years older than me, so I feel a little bit taken advantage of. If I was a girl, I probably wouldn’t talk to you about it, but a female can’t really rape a guy, you know?” This was one of the "Weird Newscasters". The (female) improviser said, "You make me feel like a nubile teen," to which Colin replied, "You're... you're kidding yourself." Rose Delvecchio in Desert Heat enjoys peeping on threesomes through windows, shooting liquor straight from the bottle, and praising the lord. It’s jarring, however, to think of a teenage boy—say, a 16-year-old—who’s been seduced by a female teacher as a victim. It clashes with our assumptions. A teenage boy who gets to live his fantasy? What can be the harm?

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In the film adaptation of Howl's Moving Castle, the Witch of the Waste is this. Young men are so cute, indeed. Queen Tatiana from Vampire Academy, is in her sixties and has maintained relationships with men forty years younger than her. Allo 'Allo! has its fair share of perverts and the female characters are no exception. Madame Fanny la Fan is often known to make randy comments and on one occasion, when her daughter pulls up her bedsheets to prevent her from watching the British Airmen undressing, she pushes her out of the way with her cane to get a clearer view.

In Love & Pies, Amelia's great-aunt Esme is too "interested" in her and Joe's first date and assumes that the birds and the bees happened between them. Amelia reprimands her for wanting the dirty details right in front of her kid daughter Kate, when the date itself was actually innocent. When Joe tells Esme that he wore nothing to the date, she immediately assumes that he and Amelia had "the birds and bees" going on when Joe meant that he wore "nothing important", meaning that he didn't dress fancy for the date. Compare with Mrs. Robinson who is younger, prettier and still sexually active and doesn't have much problem seducing a younger guy. Dream Machine: Priscilla De Marco in 1.03. Change or Die . She hits on Ryan rather aggressively, though he’s still struggling with his shift to appealing mostly to the older generation.When Diane Demartini-Scully first started going for walks with her daughter’s 15-year-old boyfriend on the North Fork of Long Island, it made him feel special. “She would just talk to me about life situations and shit,” he says now, a year and a half later. “It was pretty cool.” This is something DeMartini-Scully, a 45-year-old blonde who vaguely resembles Erica Jong, would have been good at. She was, until recently, a school psychologist at East Hampton Middle School. She knew how to draw a kid out. There is, of course, the Professor's elderly grandmother in the Eddie Murphy remake of The Nutty Professor, who goes into anecdotes about her uhhh... past, over dinner. And then there's that one scene in the sequel... In the Delta episode of Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, Zinnia's grandmother tells the player that she sees Steven as a "silver haired dreamboat" despite Steven being in his mid 20s. I just think about how Diane’s daughter must feel now,” Jason says. “I was pretty close to her; I still am. I’m talking to her on the computer right now.”