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I began this post with a comment about consent, and I will happily end the post with a comment about consent. Sometimes, when playing with kink, scenarios or scenes play out where one or more partners are in a position of power over others — this creates a situation in which the scenario can easily go too far. This is why it’s important to employ a safe word. For my partners, I like to use a traffic light system: green for “I’m good, keep going,” yellow for “keep going, but please slow down or go a bit easier or stop,” and red for “absolutely stop right now.” I was emotional when I caught my husband looking at our marriage certificate. Then I found out he was looking for an expiration date. She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.” Every man wants a beautiful wife, a smart wife, a loving wife, a sexy wife, and a cooperative wife. Sadly, bigamy is against the law.

Whether it’s a clean joke, a dirty joke, or a short joke, the Lord understands that every excellent joke is worth every lost breath and stomach discomfort caused by laughter. So here are some husband wife jokes in English for you. It takes a lot of effort to make a marriage successful and being making your significant other happy is one of the most crucial aspect of achieving that. This list of wife jokes might help you spice up your marriage by adding some fun and spice to it. ‎ Wife: *Shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case…Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening.” 60) On the first day of our marriage retreat, the instructor talked about the importance of knowing what matters to each other.

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Have an Encounter: Post a photo/video of you having a digital play session on messaging or video apps with somebody you trust but is not Hubby. The session must include masturbation at a minimum. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy. The wife is angry as her husband is standing too close to a beautiful girl on the bus. A few seconds later, the girl slaps him for pinching. Stranger Encounter: Post a photo/video of you having a digital play session on messaging or video apps with a stranger. The session must include masturbation at a minimum.

Lastly, it’s always important to remember the point of the encounter: even if your partner isn’t interested in kink, again, vanilla is still lovely! But you are not the only one. Other people have kinks, apparently. How else do you explain these chairs in hotel rooms? Dominant Kinky Memes When your spouse gets a little upset, just remember a simple “calm down” in a soothing voice is all it takes to get them a lot more upset. Don’t be unhappy if you are being used for sex. Sex is awesome. Be unhappy if you are being used for cooking and laundry.” 13) Wife: “Our neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work, but you don’t. Why don’t you do that?”If you could see the world as I do. You would realize how much I love you…” 10) Funny wife memes told me to do it.