Famous Anus: Stories From a Decade Under the Sinfluence

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My friend is a trauma surgeon (ER surgery) and he had a patient who had a stemless wine glass in his rectum. The guy was pretty straight forward and admitted his wife out it there. The problem was getting it out without it shattering. Ideally you don’t want to open up someone’s abdomen for something in the rectum. But trying to get it out of the anus might shatter it. My friend was able to get it out non-invasively and was the most popular surgeon in the hospital for like two weeks.” I have a friend who works in A&E (what we call the ER here in the UK) and he had a guy and a girl come in both with each other’s wedding rings up their buttholes….Kinda romantic in a weird way…” I remember my first time because I was in the bath and the shower head ended up between my legs and was feeling quite nice. Got quite into it and then the shower head came off.’

When there’s a bunch of waste in your colon that needs to come out, your colon contracts and pushes the stool into the rectum, an eight-inch chamber that connects the colon to the anus. Your brain receives the signal that you need to head to the bathroom sometime soon, and your rectum stores the stool until you voluntarily contract it to push the poop out. I was visiting my sister at uni when I was 16 and she threw a house party. I got smashed before the house party on Apple Sourz jelly shots. I passed out in her roommate’s bed and threw up in her shoe closet but it was alright because her shoes were ugly.’ Kenny sat up and placed his feet on the cool floor, then walked slowly to the window. He knew he had the best view in Sheldon, a village of 200 people near Truro, Nova Scotia. His house sat on a hill overlooking the highway. He felt like an owl settled on a branch watching the world move along.

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Now his dreaming relived that awesome trip last weekend to Economy Lake, ten miles north of Bass River village. She retrieved a blanket from the closet and placed it over him. He groaned softly, letting out some of his tension. The sound drifted as if from a far-away planet. As his mom crossed the creaking floor, he carefully controlled his breathing. He felt her eyes travel from his toes, lanky legs, and thinly stretched frame to his blond head. Once upon a time I was a lab assistant in a hospital. One of responsibilities was to take all sorts of things from surgery to pathology. These things ranged from limbs, to placenta, as well as items removed from the body and they came down on a dumbwaiter that alerted us with a siren and flashing lights so it was a big ordeal. We got all sorts of interesting things, like one time I had to bring a full leg to pathology which was a lot heavier than one might assume. Not my patient but, one of my colleagues told me a story about a guy who came to the ER with a cucumber lodged in his ass. He told them he was gardening and fell down onto a cucumber. He was also insisted that the staff not tell his wife about his hospital visit.”

About half an hour later, ANOTHER man walks in with THE OTHER HALF OF THE GARDEN GNOME up his butt. The gentlemen were asked if they knew one another and they said they had no idea who the other bloke was. When I stop the tap and disconnect the nozzle, Barb keeps screaming. Her asshole spasms around the plug, but she’s too tight to leak. Her flat little belly is bloated out from all the water. Domestic Discipline (DD), Female Led Relationship (FLR), Femdom, Spanking F/M, Stepmother, Stepsister A 30-ish year old man had come in with severe pains in his insides, and claimed to have no idea why. After she X-rayed him, they found that a large shower head had been inserted into his ass, WITH the long metal hose still connected to it, also inside him. He had left it in there for three days before going to the ER.Since then he had met Larry's wife and even had a tour of their big old house which used to be a church manse. Imagine, the place was over 140 years old.