The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously

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Rob spent the last 20 years building interactive web projects, including message board b3ta.com. He started Fesshole with an open invitation from his personal account three years ago asking if people would like to anonymously confess their sins.

WHAT'S LASTED 174 TIMES THE LENGTH OF LIZ TRUSS'S PREMIERSHIP AND EQUALLY DAMAGING TO THE UK'S REPUTATION?" Fesshole has also gone on tour with an interactive audience. Attendees can submit confessions and own up to them in front of everyone, while they'll also discuss topics that the room has been surveyed on prior to the event. MORE : Leonardo DiCaprio goes up against Boris Johnson as he praises new Ulez, and we bet that wasn’t on your bingo cardThe book is split into 10 sections, ranging from crime and neighbours, through to family, and of course sex. Each section is then split further, which just breaks up the book a little. I answer my front door in my coat, if it's someone I want to see I say I've just got in and if it's someone I really don't want to see I say I was just on my way out, works every time." Ron has been sent 150,000 anonymous confessions, and shares the ones he thinks his audience will like the most - so long as they are not creepy and he doesn't think they are made up. Confessions like: "I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself 'you're all ****s aren't you?' and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod."

The core of it is observational comedy. Observational comedy with the added richness of going, 'is this is real?' And we're sort of recognising we are to some degree, imperfect". He said some of his funniest moments include a woman whose husband’s dying wish was for everyone to think he lead a double life. A REFERENDUM IS WHEN A COUNTRY HATES ITSELF VERY MUCH AND DECIDES TO HAVE A PROXY WAR INSTEAD OF GETTING A PUPPY" I have a one year gap on my resume, which I fill with "working for a marine conservation organisation in Belize". I was actually stripping for the year to clear debts and build a house deposit. I'm a lawyer now. Hilarious! The only guide any alien would need to find out what humans are really like' David SchneiderIt’s confession time, folks! Things have been building up inside of you for too long. Secrets you thought you’d never share with another soul are bubbling to the surface begging for release. My wife passively aggressively points out my failings to the dog when I'm in earshot. I tell her this is pathetic, but when she goes out, I sit him down and give him my account of events at length." I'm not telling you what the lesson is. I'm saying you need to read it and find your own meaning and important lessons of humanity." He later quips: "There's a lot of advice in there on how to screw people over in your office".

Working as a solicitor I have to do loads of anti-money laundering training; how to spot it, what methods are used, new developments in techniques, etc. As a result, I'd be really good at money laundering and I think I'd enjoy the creative challenge more than the day job. After a heavy drinking session, I shat the bed. Told the wife it was the dog to avoid embarrassment. The size and stench was so bad that she took him to the vet, and found out he was showing early signs of stomach cancer. I inadvertently saved my dog but can never take credit." THIS NEWSLETTER FAILED ITS A-LEVELS AND IS GOING TO SCUNTHORPE POLYTECHNIC TO STUDY BISCUIT TECHNOLOGY" I think very much like the Bible, it's full of stories that you can learn lessons from. I'm not telling you what the lesson is. I'm saying you need to read it and find your own meaning and important lessons of humanity."

The book is themed around the 10 commandments (hence why Rob is dressed as a vicar), with Rob arguing there are life lessons hidden within the admissions from strangers. I once dumped a perfectly nice girl because she sliced her toast vertically. Looked her up, shes now a rich lawyer. I am an idiot.